this is my friends wall, covered in 46 late passes
the excuses include
“it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely”
“i was fighting al qaeda”
“i was fashionably late”
“we can’t all be usain bolt”
“i had to stop, collaborate and listen”
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GO SEE THIS WITH ME
am i really going to have to see it BY MY FUCKING SELF
Like bro why do lesbians have to be so gorgeous? It is like the worlds biggest tease! Oh hey you like this ass? Well guess the fuck what! I only like girls grabbing it and your all :’( nooooo!!!
BLESS THIS FUCKING POST, A FUCKING +! ALL THE AWARDS OMGG
if you don’t reblog this, you are an idiot of epic and non harry potter loving proportions.
A prime example of why I want to marry people on tumblr
……I am beyond words…
Aaaand I sung it in my head. I applaud you.